From Graham Bragg on FarceBook…

”Kwasi was a bad boy,
Chancellor no more,
He frowned upon the logic,
That 2 plus 2 is 4.

To cling onto position,
In desperation, Truss,
Threw the hapless Kwarteng,
Underneath the bus.

She thought she'd do a sidestep,
And not share in the blame,
But if a duck's no leg to stand on,
It's definitely lame.

Looking for a patsy,
To offload with the brunt,
Both the task and her solution,
Was a hopeless Hunt.

Lizzy is a bad girl,
She's shown she can't adjust,
Like an oven-ready turkey,
She's well and truly.... Trussed.”