Rap, what are the VA folks trying to not claim is 100%? Disability from what?

This from the Elon Musk article:

Burnt Hair will be shipped in the first quarter of 2023, and the 20,000 people who’ve bought it will have to wait till then to figure out what it smells like. If the name is any indication, anyone who’s blow dried or ironed their hair will have a fair idea. So, are we just gullible/starstruck/in love with the smell of burnt hair? Do we want to experience what Musk puts on The Boring Company website, “Just like leaning over a candle at the dinner table, but without all the hard work.” Is it really hard work to put together a candle-lit dinner and lean over it?

It seems the timing for a knockoff of his "burnt hair" scent would be now. Anyone want to brew something out behind the Legion Hovel?