A guy's wife comes home with a new dress, and he asks her:
"Where did you get enough money? We are barely getting by!"

"Well, since YOU aren't making much, while you've been working the night shift the last few months, I've been 'turning tricks' during the day! You've been too tired to pay attention to me, anyway!"

"What? How much have you made?"

"So far, $351.00!"

"51? who gave you $1?"

"They all did!"