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Thread #170815 Message #4156626
Posted By: Donuel
28-Oct-22 - 10:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Subject: RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2022
Two hadrons are walking down the street
Baryon starts crying all of a sudden. His friend Meson turns and asks, “what’s wrong Baryon?”
Baryon sobs, ”Everybody says I’m odd.”
Meson tries his best to cheer him up. “Keep your head up buddy, we all have our quarks!”
Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.
They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"
It replys "I'm positive."
Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail?
Because he was a mass murderer
Did you hear about the Large Hadron Collider going down?
They are gonna have to bring in a quantum mechanic.
Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?
Because it's hard to dicern
When LHC discovered the Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.
Your mamma’s so fat
She uses the large hadron collider as a hula hoop??
What's a particle physicist's favourite cocktail?
A Large Hadron Colada.