I’m alright - very alright - and I haven’t worked since 2012, I haven’t needed to. Still paying a lot of tax on my pensions though. No ‘handouts’ in our house, just the pensions I’m entitled to as a result of working and paying taxes for fifty years, the pension I saved for, and Mrs. Backwoodsperson’s not-inconsiderable salary.

Hey-ho, it’s a grand life!

Oh shit, I’m starting to sound a bit Toryfied…