Spilled the BEANS? That Duck Dog destroyed the observatory while looking for a fire hydrant! The evidence was all over the place, but was suppressed by the International Astronomical Cabal (IAC)! The IAC claimed it was not to "frighten the hoi-poloi (??? p????)" and thereby prevent "more anti-astronomical riots" that "threaten the basis of astrolo [sic] astronomy." The move was backed by the Flat Earth Society, the Bavarian Illuminati, the Knights Templar, the Bohemnian Club, the Edinburgh Phrenological Society, the Thule Society, Kepler College,   Pentawater, Inc., and Friends of Dianetics among others.