Hi there voters, How do you feel?
Still tired of the same old vote appeal,
Well, look who’s back with a brand new style, a
brand new look and a brand new smile.

It's a ‘68 Nixon, everything's new, brand new image just created for you
A dozen different finishes, so much finesse,
he's got a brand new doggie, not Checkers, not Chess.
Now the Rigger can ramble, the Rockie can race
but Nick can jump from left to right and not lose his place
His ‘56 production was loaded with spike
His ’60 was a copy of the ’58 hike
But work on the charm and if it’s charm that you like
You’ll like the ’68 Nixon, he’s different this year
the ’68 Nixon is here and he is
liberal and conservative, he's humble and he's proud,
he's more than just a candidate, he’s a crowd
yes he's a ‘68 Nixon, a brother to men
so run and see him quick before he changes again
in every town and hamlet he is soon to appear
the ‘68 Nixon, he’s different this year
the 68 Nixon guaranteed not to sneer
the ’68 Nixon is here.
The preceding was a paid political announcement.