Stilly... Keto. No grains, no fruit. But thanks. Trying to get broccoli as the main instead of the side.

Saw someone I knew as I was being wheeled in to the hometown rehab place, its social worker is in my social club, so comforting, poor bare-acquaintance is now my favorite person practically on the planet...

Have been brought stashes of oil and good butter. With some extra veg and maybe some fish. Can't decide what to *order* aah l'embarras du choix!

Ok now we shall um back up a bit: Tuesday had the 2-week post op appt, surgeon impressed with my progress and apologetic about not keeping me keto, then the Xrays showed


Content warning gross stuff


I was just *full* of shit impacted high up under my ribs with gas trapped behind it, those 2 weeks of what felt like terrible gas pains actually *were* terrible gas pains, all those mauvaises demie-heures spent moaning on the loo after the suppositories had only been cleaning out the vestibule.

So, lavage [mais pas au piment au moins!], to wit, saline enema. Whew. That was a horrible 45 mn but after that the intestinal pain is much reduced.

Well, was. Ain't pooped since. No urge to poop. Trying to get them to pay attention here but I keep just getting stool softeners and laxatives and I. Am. Not. Pooping. Or. Even. Farting. Much.

Got to vape some pot today which made things gurgle a bit.

I am thinking of something along the lines of The Raven. And the patient busted palace just outside my chamber door...