Maybe there is a thread for Thanksgiving songs, but anyway today I heard COLONOSCOPY SONG performed by The Rural Characters and it includes the line about the nurse, " I knew she did this for a living, Like a turkey for Thanksgiving". The song has some far better rhymes than that one, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awNXYlqCspA

Currently showing on Mudcat are a couple of songs about not pardoning the turkey at Thanksgiving

Albuquerque is a turkey and he's feathered and he's fine
Albuquerque is a turkey and he's absolutely mine
He's the best pet you can get yet, better than a dog or cat
And he wobbles as he gobbles and he's awfully proud of that
Albuquerque is a turkey and he's happy in his bed
'Cause for Thanksgiving dinner, we eat egg fu yung instead.
(tune Clementine)

and there are a couple of other lyrics re NOT killing a turkey on that thread     /mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=52924&messages=9

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Link to post above THANKSGIVING SONGS

Various recordings of “ALBUQUERQUE TURKEY" on YouTube     https://www.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEB&search_query=Albuquerque+Turkey+