They say narcissists are incapable of self-reflection.
But vampires are worse.

What’s a narcissist's favorite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl U.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the lightbulb and the rest of the world to revolve around them.

I used to be a narcissist.
But now look at me.

I’m a paranoid narcissist.
I’m afraid no one’s out to get me!

My therapist says I’m narcissistic.
How can someone who’s perfect be narcissist?

How do you spot a narcissist in a grocery store?
He’ll be doing the self checkout.

What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.

What is the perfect profession for narcissists?
Architect. Because they’ll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.

Narcissists are like Russian dolls.
Full of themselves.