Unable to find the lyrics to the "five pounds of possum in my headlights tonight" song, my sisters and brothers and I started writing lyrics and sending them back and forth by e mail. The only ones I can remember are:

Road possum comes half gutted And skinnin' one ain't hard Just pull his butthole over his head and drop him in the lard

There's going to be good eatin' If mom can cook it right Martha Stewart should be out cruising for some Possum tonight. Yeeeeeee-haw!