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Thread #170917   Message #4160119
Posted By: MaJoC the Filk
24-Dec-22 - 10:21 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: MaJoC's ditties
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Gentleman Porkers
By: Dr M J Carter
Tune: Gentleman Rankers

We are three little pigs who have gone astray,
       Boar, Boar, Boar;
We pushed through their legs and swam away,
       Boar, Boar, Boar;
Gentleman porkers, waddling free,
Chased by the men from the BBC:
Lord have mercy on such as *weee* ---
       Boar, Boar, Boar.

This parody Copyright © 2000, 2022 Martin J Carter
Filkstamp (approximate): 1st April 2000

This was originally perpetrated to celebrate the escape and escapades of the Tamworth Two in 1998. The other day (December 2022), I saw a story on the BBC Red Button about three little pigs who were doing a reenactment somewhere Oop Norf, so this seemed worth updating ....