...might sell better than these.

Anybody ever play one of these guitars?


Cheeze-covered Zero.

2 Irish Lasses.

Shakespearian Royal Vine.

Scratched Can.

Tend to a Blistered Malady.

Sweet Potato, Alas!

Toad Ass.

Male Progeny of Gilbert.

Ratio: Women/Growl.

The Story Behind The Story.

Shame.

Rooftop High and Reindeer Propelled.

Retrieve One Back To Your Pad.

"Perp" minus "O"

Disdain Omelet Maker.

Mexican Shell Sandwich--Very Small.

I took all the easy ones. Anyone play any others?