"You have said before that you have spent time on Facebook."

Really? The only time I ever look at Facebook is to find out what's happening when Mudcat is down. Sometimes it will let me look, other times times it won't. I am not a member and I don't post, and never will. Mrs Steve and I are not on Facebook. Most of our other nearest and dearest are, but not once have we ever looked at what they do there. If you think that means I am "on Facebook," then our perspectives clearly differ.