The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #171977   Message #4161946
Posted By: Donuel
10-Jan-23 - 06:30 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
An elderly man has been released from the hospital to spend his final
days at home with his beloved wife. He's lying in bed when he smells the
aroma of his favorite home made cookies. Despite his frail condition, he
manages to get out of bed and make his way to the kitchen. Seeing a
plate of freshly baked cookies, he reaches out a trembling hand to get
one when his wife smacks him on the wrist with a spatula, saying "Put
that back! Those are for the funeral."