Please don't reply with the Jimmy Dureante stuff:

"G'wan home yer mudder's callin'
Yer Fadder fell into duh garbage can.
Gwan home yer mudder's callin'
They come to collect yer old man."

which isn't related.

My mother used to sing a different song, that ran:

Go home, your mother wants you,
Go home, she's calling you,
Tell her, I love another,
And I'll never never ever marry you.

Go home, go home,
I can hear yor mother calling,
You can take you bat and ball in,

Go home.....
etc.

I can't remember if she sang any more, she knew thousands of scraps of songs.

This may be it On Amazon, but I can't find a recording of it.

Anyone else heard it?