From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 20 Jul 04 - 11:47 AM

There was a ditty we used to sing in Brooklyn in the mid-1950s, to a sort of ersatz country tune:

You can hold it in your hand Mr. Murphy
'Cause it only weighs a quarter of a pound
It's got hair on its back like a turkey
And it squirts when you rub it up and down

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