The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #171977   Message #4162869
Posted By: Steve Shaw
18-Jan-23 - 05:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Two old friends, Bill and Ben, were football fanatics and loved to play the game. Then one day Bill died, leaving Ben inconsolable. A few weeks later, Ben heard someone calling his name. He looked up. Standing on a cloud was his old pal Bill!

“Ben,” Bill called down, “I have good news and bad. The good news is, there’s football in heaven!”

“That's great!" said Ben, “But what's the bad news?”

“You’re in the team on Sunday...”