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Thread #171977   Message #4163303
Posted By: Donuel
23-Jan-23 - 10:24 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Do you mean Steve suffers from low self-esteem?
Steve quotes:
Not a joke. Not funny. You haven't a clue, have you.
Ps., Donuel: It's a joke thread.
You have not got a single joke in your bones. Why don't you google? Idiot.


Then I will repeat my originals. But I won't google...Momma, why is my sister such smartie pants?
Well dear, On the sixth day, God put Adam into a coma and took his rib bone marrow out to fashion woman...already exhausted from all that creating he really needed a break, and on the seventh day he rested. He never created again except for disasters and floods. Able asked God "could you clear up some of your mistakes like the platypus and other things like a woman being smarter..." That was the last we ever heard from Able. When Eve hungrily ate from the tree of knowledge she became vastly smarter than Adam.

Timmy's mom said, "That's why girls are smarter than boys". Timmy said I never knew that. Mom said "Exactly"