No, Sorch, ya gotta think like a punster, a computer, or an idiot, whichever comes easiest to ya! Blistered maladay is a burn, see, and the idea of "tend to" could include wash, so you stretch it over that way and land up with "Wash-burn". And then we have the scratched can -- well, "scratching" is sometimes equivalent to mar, and the british call a can atin, so we get MAR-TIN...see? Whaddya mean it doesn't make SENSE!! Well, you get that "rooftop high and reindeer propelled" would just HAVE to be "Santa" plus Cruise, right? Santa Cruz. Get it? Huh? HEY!! Put that damn rolling pin away!! OW!!! Hey, SORCHA!!! PAX!!! I didn't WRITE them!!!!

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