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Thread #79425 Message #4164298
Posted By: Jack Horntip
03-Feb-23 - 12:14 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: 'Ports of Call' a traditional bawdy song
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Ports of Call' a traditional bawdy song
Oh the first port of call it as Aden, Aden Where the girls wouldn't screw, but we made 'm, Made 'm
Chorus: Three dollars you pay, for a bang up each way And a tune on a Spanish Guitar plink, plink, plin Singing Hi-ziggy-ziggy, fuck a little piggy sideways Swish-switch My idea of a woman is a big fat whore Shit-bag, Fuck-stick Three dollars you pay, for a bang up each way And a tune on a Spanish Guitar plink, plink, plink
Oh the next port of call it was Boston, Boston Where the girls wouldn't screw, but we force 'm, forced 'em.
Oh the next port of call it was Malta, Malta Where the girls wouldn't, but ought'a, oughta
Oh the next port of call it was Suwon, Suwon Where the girls they would do it for two won, two won.