I WANT TO PLAY PIANO IN A WHORE HOUSE
Tune: I Only Want a Buddy, Not a Sweetheart

I want to play piano in a whorehouse
That is but my one desire.
Some may want be ranchers or farmers out in Butte
I just want to play in a house of ill repute.
Don't deny me my humble aspiration
For carnal copulation's here to stay;
I don't want for fame or riches,
I want to play for those old bitches
I want to play piano in a whorehouse.

Transcribed from the CD A Night at the Bar with the Boys by Fighter Pilots from Alconbury. Issued in 1990 on cassette. Later issued as a CD-R. The tune is "I Only Want a Buddy, Not a Sweetheart". I believe this song was first recorded 24 Jan 1934.