The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172129   Message #4166485
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
01-Mar-23 - 08:22 AM
Thread Name: BS: stupid sayings
Subject: RE: BS: stupid sayings
My dear departed mate Adam was from Glasgow and in response to many "Have you got..?" questions he would reply either

No, but I have a picture of Napoleon with a crew cut


No, but I have a sister in the Turkish navy with a black tit

I never found out why and I suppose I never will!