CHARLOTTE THE HARLOT LAY DYING

Charlotte the harlot lay dying
A piss hat supported her head
The blowfloies were buzzing around her
She rolled o her left tit and said.

Chorus: I've been fucked by the army the navy
By a bullfighting toreador
By dingoes and drongoes and dagoes
But never by maggots before.
So roll back your dirty old forlskins
And give me the cream of your nuts
So they rolled back their dirty old foreskins
And played "Home sweet Home" on her guts.

Charlotte the harlot repented
She'd never have another bang
She wanted to go to heaven
She lay on her right tit and sang.

Chorus:

Charlotte the harlot was buried
The town was quieter than befoe
But one night at the local brothel
Her ghost it appeared at the door.

Chorus:

From the S.C.I.I.A.E.S. CENSORED SONGBOOK. May 1962, Melbourne.

Note: SCIIAES is the "Society for the Confinement of Immoral Impulses Amongst Engineering Students".