When I think back on all the crap I learned at Berkeley It's a wonder I can think at all But my over - education hasn't hurt me none I can still whup you-all’s ass at pickleball.
Instagram It gives us those nice white people Everyone’s always smiling Even though it’s hailing on a sunny day, oh yeah
I got me an iPhone 7 I love to take a photograph So Papa, don't take my Instagram away
If you took all the guys I screwed when I was horny And brought 'em all together for one night I know we’re too old to practice procreation And they’d rather all play fiddle tunes than fight
Instagram It gives us those nice white people Everyone’s always smiling Everyone loves each other on a sunny day, oh yeah
I got an iPhone 7 I love to take a photograph So Papa, don't take my Instagram away Papa, don't take my Instagram away Papa, don't take my Instagram away Papa, don't take my Instagram away
Full disclosure: I’ve never played pickleball. I doubt I could distinguish a pickleball from any other kind of ball. But it rhymes. And scans. Please do not revoke my poetic license. - F.