This is a selective outrage worthy of Wallace and Gromit. Central America makes Champagne soda that tastes like bubble gum. Who cares.
As for cheese, you could call it cow water but it's up to you to eat it or not. Fermented excretions by any name smells. Aphid water is a big treat for ants but not me. If you want to make Wisconsin cheese in Borneo go for it. I know you are bored and your better half isn't speaking but for the integrity of outrage, be outraged over something that matters.