The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172129   Message #4167155
Posted By: Steve Shaw
07-Mar-23 - 05:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: stupid sayings
Subject: RE: BS: stupid sayings
When confronted with an unenviable task,

"I'd rather hack off the family jewels with a rusty machete"


"I'd rather rip me top off and staple me tit to a beehive."

Or, when utterly gobsmacked,

"Well paint me privates with honey and bring on the dancing ants."