Apparently the reason St Patrick never got to Kerry was because the people of Cork stole his donkey. Mind you being a Corkman, I never believed that old yarn unlike the Irish policeman who went to Heaven and was met by St Peter at the pearly gates. Says the saint " I cannot let you in to this place unless you can indentify Adam and Eve from that crowd of souls yonder." The policeman had no problem. He just looked around until he saw a pair with no navels.Happy St Pat's Day.