Oh my name it is King Charles, King of Greens
Oh my name it is King Charles King of Greens
Oh my name it is King Charles and I've always talked to trees
And the state will pay for all when I die, when I die
And the state will pay for all when I die

I have 90 GRAND in store, that's not all, that's not all
I have 90 GRAND in store, that's not all
I have 90 GRAND in store and I'll ask for ninety more
For the state must pay its dues, no not I, no not I
For the state must pay its dues, no not I

Oh they took me to The Abbey in a car, in a car
Oh they took me to The Abbey in a car
Oh they took me to The Abbey where I stopped to talk more crap
Saying the best of friends must fart, so must I, so must I
Saying the best of friends must fart, so must I

With Camilla I did grope, that's no joke, that's no joke
With Camilla I did grope, that's no joke
With Camiila I did grope and the hangman pulled the rope
And ne'er a word I spoke, tumbling down, tumbling down
And ne'er a word I spoke tumbling down