The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #171977   Message #4168215
Posted By: Steve Shaw
21-Mar-23 - 07:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
These may have come up before. Three Tim Vine specials:

I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays..."

Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy.

A one-armed waiter - he could dish it out but he couldn't take it...