The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #171977   Message #4168271
Posted By: Steve Shaw
22-Mar-23 - 07:19 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
A Yorkshireman is distraught at the death of his beloved dog. He goes to a goldsmith and asks, "If I show thee a photo, canst tha mek us a gold statue of me dog?"

Jeweller: "Yes, I think that would be OK. Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "Nah, I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!"