For the whole of my life until now I've been reluctantly under a queen. Utterly conditioned by the notion. I can't get to grips with this "King Charles" business. He's always been Charlie-boy Big Ears to me. Every time I hear someone say "King Charles," or "KC" instead of "QC," or just "the King" I think to myself, "Who?"

Is it just me? How long will it take? Maybe I should write a song about it...