The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #171977   Message #4168386
Posted By: Steve Shaw
25-Mar-23 - 09:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023
Yorkshireman went into the jewellers. He was constantly chewing. The salesgirl said, "Can I help you sir?"

"Aye" he said, still chewing. "I'd like one 'o them theer gold rings."

"Yes sir, wedding or engagement?"

"Weddin', tha knows," he said, chewing constantly.

"Eighteen carats?" said the girl.

"Nay lass," he said. "It's toffee an' I've gorrit stuck in me teeth."