So apart from banning laughing gas they're going to force shouty teens to pick up litter in hi-viz jackets and make graffiti artists clean it off again. I think they should bring back the birch, bring back conscription, bring back the stocks and bring back ducking stools. Or save all that bother and just cut off their goolies.

By the way, I've seen acres of graffiti in my time but I've never actually seen anyone doing it. Never mind. I'm sure that all those extra Tory cops will be out and about 24/7 with their high-powered bins. And when they're not actually graffiti-spotting they'll be arbitrarily deciding what's antisocial and what isn't. Wheee!