Eye oncet lerned how ter play Orange Blossum Speshul. An eye kin still dew that funky double shuffle.

Then their wuz the thyme eye went ter see Shogi Tabuchi an had the brass to say his fiddlin' sounded like a beedin' goosefart on a sultry day in Arkinsaw (it was akshully in Mizery. Oh, scuze me, eye guess that'd be Mizzuruh. Eye get kornfuzed.)

Eye wrecktum they's more, butt eye disremember sum uv 'em.
Chester