Don't worry if Coopers of Stortford run out of tat, Steve, you can always resort to the middle aisle at Aldi LidldiAldi LidldiAldi Lidldidee. Don't forget to buy face paint:

"Please trip them gently, they don't like to fall, oh by jingo
There's no room for anger, we're all very small, oh by jingo
We're painting our faces and dressing in thoughts from the skies, from paradise
But they think that we're holding a secretive ball
Won't someone invite them
They're just taller children (ooh) that's all, after all"