God, all this bloody nonsense about what Camilla (she who connived in years of cheating on Diana) should be called. I give not a shit. Far more interesting is the Guardian's exposé of the finances of the royals, not just recently but down the centuries. Taking millions from us every year in benefits payments (what else would you call it?) and simultaneously milking us to death via their two major duchies. Go on, have a read. Appalling.