HUMORESQUE

Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets
While the train is standing
In the station; I love you!

We encourage constipation while
The train is standing in
The station; moonlight brings me
Memories of you!

If you find you must make water
You can call the porter,
He will place a vessel
In the vestibule.

So—passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets
While the train is standing
In the station.

That's the Golden Rule!

Pg 77 of "The Wrecks", which was published ca 1933 in Reno, Nevada for a private men's club.

Copy is online here: https://archive.org/details/1933ca-the-wrecks-red-plush-edition-50-copies