Mary had a little Bug attributed to Bathgate High Bowling Club


Mary had a little bug
The one they called Corona
She caught it in a catch-up
With her pals Yvette and Shona

Who else was there ? I dinae care
We hadn't been out for weeks
Now Shona's blue in ICU
Too breathless when she speaks

Maary had a little cough ,
She dinae wear a mask
Instead she wore a sticker saying
I'm exempt don't ask

Coughing in the kitchen
As she plated up the scones
And the a round of filtered selfies
With all the girls Iphones

Mary had a little bug
And now so does her Granny
Her Boss her son
His pal his mum
For Mary is [an Ejit] or [a Fanny]