I'm madly in love with a woman who's part Irish American, And I've been married to her for 32 years. I really like Irish People. This is only meant as a funny bit

(with a heavy cockney accent)"I knew h'it was an Irish Wolf 'ound, H'it was walkin' backwards and wagging 'is 'ead."

What's black and blue at the bottom of Narragansett Bay? Answer: an Irishman who tells Italian jokes.

Ma Fazoo adds: My grandmother Bridget Kearney met up with her friend Katy Shields. "well Good Morning' and how are you this fine day?, says Bridget to Katy. "O! dear and O! dear, I'm just not feelin' meself anymore." replies Katy, to which Bridget, horrified, trills "well Thanks be to God you've given up THAT filthy habit!"

I'm blushing now, that may have gone over the line.

Love, Ma