The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #31811   Message #417095
Posted By: catspaw49
13-Mar-01 - 11:48 PM
Thread Name: Barry Finn: Organ Transplant, March, 2001
Subject: RE: Barry Finn
Well kat, Skiff and I wish you'd mentioned this earlier as our Spare Parts Repository is a bit low at the moment. We do however have a fine assortment of artificial parts that require no anti-rejection meds by the user, although in some cases the meds may be needed by those around the recipient.

For instance, we have 27 Nancy Reagan Vacuous Smiles which are always in demand by those who have spent time in the James Taylor Rehab Wing for the Chronically Bland at the NYCFTTS. Modeled after James himself, we have 48 Pre-Conditioned Electronic Voice Boxes programmed to make everything you sing sound like "Fire and Rain." Of course there are always a large supply of the special model (built for Neil himself) of the Neil Young "Fart of Gold" Rubber Assholes.

I'll check on the other parts we have from Mudcat donations by members and get back to you. Barry can pick and choose as he wishes.

Spaw