MEN OF THE MARCHING CHIPS

We're a bunch of bastards,
Scum of the earth
Filth of creation,
Gone from bad to masturbating-sons-of-bitches.
We're known in every whorehouse
We smoke, we drink we screw (Yes, we do!)
We are the men of the Marching Chips
And we cordially say FUCK YOU!

Spoken: How do we say it?
Cordially, but emphatically, with the emphasis on Fuck Toledo!

Notes: From the "P-File" of Central Michigan University [ca. 1991]. This file was accompanied by a cassette recording with song sung by David R.   He says the tune is similiar to the one printed in The Erotic Muse, pg 351, for the song "We Are the Dirty Bitches".   The "Chips" are the Chippewa Marching Band "Chips". The rival of CMU is the University of Toledo.