23A. Collected at Ohio Wesleyan University from Bob Keller and a
friend, members of Alpha Sigma Phi fraternity, in the spring of 1961.

On the steps of Phi Psi,
Crying like hell,
Lies a newborn baby.
My how that son of a bitch can yell.
Oh who could be its father.
Maybe it’s you or I.
It's just another bastard son
Of old Phi Psi

Text 23A from Richard Reuss' An Annotated Field Collection of Songs from the American College Student Oral Tradition