Ok everyone, I need your help. I was bragging to a friend about how wonderful and smart everyone on Mudcat is and she said "Is that so, well see if they know this because I can't find it anywhere." So, here is my plea... does anyone know the words to the following song. She knows bits and pieces, but wants the whole thing. This is what she remembers:

There once was a king with daughters three/Purity, Virtue and Chastity...
Their father went to war, leaving purity, chastity, purity, chastity, purity and virtue...'
something about locking them in chastity belts 'with a nice strong lock and a blade to chop an intruder's --
derry down, derry down, derry down...'

the king comes back, 'orders each night to drop his pants
to see if each still had his lance, sing hey nonny nonny, no...'
And it winds up with Sir Nicholas being the only, um, whole knight left,
and the king offers him his daughter and land, and Sir Nicholas doesn't have a /tongue/ anymore. Um. :)"

P.S. For the wenches out there... she is Rose Wench #42 :-)

Thanks everyone.