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Thread #172359   Message #4171659
Posted By: Jack Horntip
06-May-23 - 03:17 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Old Gingerbread Nine Inches Long (Bawdy)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Old Gingerbread Nine Inches Long (Bawdy)
I'm a Jew peddler, I carry my pack
I carry all things, the women do need
Needles and pins and spices so strong
And a roll of old gingerbread 9 inches long
I went to the kitchen delivering my goods
It was there I met the fair Nellie Woods
She asked me to diddle, I knew it was wrong
But I hossed out old ginerbread 9 inches long
I took her upstairs, I laid her on the bed
I whittled away on her old Maiden head
While I was whittling she was humming this song
Keep pushing old gingerbread 9 inches long
I went to the doctor and told him my case
He said you have stuck him in the wrong place
He pull out his knife, Oh! mighty how strong
And whacked off old gingerbread 9 inches long


From Robert Silas Queener, as reported in a paper by Donald Queenee in an untitled collection, depositied by Richard Reuss in the spring of 1967.

Read online here:

https://archive.org/details/1967-03-00-gingerbread-nine-inches-long-untitled-folklore-collection-donald-quee