Tough one, Dave. What we wouldn't need is a House made up just of people drawn from the establishment, picked by the establishment...

We don't need the royals for tourism. That's just an oft-churned out canard. We are a very old country with a lot of history and a lot of historical places, few of them directly connected to the royals these days. In fact, few if any royal places appear in the top twenty UK tourist attractions. Our history will look after the tourism side of things.