I forget that free speech does not apply here. Even your own remarks here belong to mudcat.org who owns the copyright.

So in jest, I suggest a softening of weapon and fascist language with new associations that should endear the public with new death styles. Authoritarian influencers will shill for new brand-name products and propaganda. Such as:

Hiroshimallows - cookies that explode in your mouth
Heinz AK 47 varieties - ketchup
Fruit and Nazis - Trail of Tears Mix
Buy Buy Rabies - bioweapons store
Fast track Anthrax - new and improved
Democracy Silencers - Assault Rifles twice as deadly as AR 15s
Guns R Us - kids' gunstore
Safe Way - Undetectable poison store
Cute Anon - cult
Re Pubicons - pussy grabbing republicans
- irrelevant alarm-
'Slacktivist Manifesto' by Eric Trump
Hitlarious - new word for anything funny