NO HIDING PLACE DOWN THERE

Oh, the Pi Phi's they are a bunch of wrecks, bunch of wrecks
Oh, the Pi Phi's they are a bunch of wrecks, bunch of wrecks
Oh, the Pi Phi's are a bunch of wrecks, turn out the lights
Turn on the sex,
There's no hiding place down there
Halla-lu-ia, lu-ia
There's no hiding place down there.

Oh, the D.Z.'s, they are a bunch of frills, bunch of frills
Oh, the D.Z.'s, they are a bunch of frills, bunch of frills
Oh, the D.Z.'s are a bunch of frills with footsteps on their windowsills
There's no hiding place down there
Halla-lu-ia, lu-ia
There's no hiding place down there

Oh, the Chi O's, they wear the low-neck dress, low-neck dress
Oh, the Chi O's, they wear the low-neck dress, low neck dress
Oh, the Chi O's wear the low-neck dress
It's cut so low I must confress,
There's no hiding place down there
Halla-lu-ia, lu-a
There's no hiding place down there

Oh, the Phi Mu's they are so tried and true, tried and true
Oh, the Phi Mu's they are so tried and true, tried and true
Oh, the Phi Mu's are so tried and true
I have tried and so have you
There's no hiding place down there
Halla-lu-ia, lu-a
No hiding place down there.

Oh, the A.O.Pi's they have no chaperones, chaperones
Oh, the A.O.Pi's they have no chaperones, chaperones
Oh, the A.O.Pi's have no chaperones
Turn out the lights, you're on your own
There's no hiding place down there
Halla-lu-ia, lu-ia
There's no hiding place down there

Oh, the Tri Delts they wear their dresses tight, dresses tight
Oh, the Tri Delts they wear their dresses tight, dresses tight
Oh, the Tri Delts wear their dresses tight
Everything shows, but that's all right
There's no hiding place down there
Halla-lu-ia, lu-ia
There's no hiding place down there

Oh, the A X, they wear their BVD's
Oh, the A X, they wear their BVD's
Oh, the Ax wear their BVD'S
Through them you can see with ease
There's no hiding place down there
Halla-lu-ia, lu-ia
There's no hiding place down there

Pg 5, of the mimeographed songbook OFFICIAL LYRICS of SIGMA PHI EPISLON FRATERNITY, University of Maine. This 30 page songbook is attached to the term paper "'DIRTY'" SONGS collected at the University of Maine" by Stephen Files, dated April, 1969.

See online here:

https://library.umaine.edu/content/NAFOH/text/NA0502.pdf