Sherlock Holmes was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting.

“A lemon tree, my dear Watson”.

Watson was struggling with his crossword.

"Holmes, can you help me with this clue - 'in the Californian style...'"?

"A La Monterey, my dear Watson."

"What about this clue, Holmes - 'Conservative MP pays millions to wife after divorce...'"

"Alimony Tory, my dear Watson."

"And this one: 'large flat fish with wing-like fins...'"

"Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson."

"Another, Holmes: 'Burglar sets off loud siren noise as he breaks in...'"

"Alarm entry, my dear Watson."