I am thoroughly incapable of making a bed to Mrs Steve's satisfaction. I try, God I try. But I always return to find the whole thing redone. It's the same with plumping up the cushions on sofas. She cannot be persuaded that the classy smoothness of her handiwork is immediately undone as soon as someone inhabits these items of furniture. I can't iron either. I know a woman who irons men's boxer shorts.